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Title: The Queen (aka: Rick’s Tale.) 1 of 2

Author: Me. Who else?

Rating: R for some language and some rather…unfriendly language towards women

Pairings: Rick REALLY wants to do Caroline and there is a very definite sense that Cave and Caroline are an item.

Spoilers: If you don’t know to what Cave Johnson the Hobo King refers to this story will make NO sense. Also it’s recommended but not necessary that you have read Wheatley’s Tale and Doug’s Tale. Certain references will make more sense. All these stories revolve around the denizens of Aperture dealing with the multiverse portal device.

So enjoy: I’ll get back to writing when I’m home:

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conquerorwurm:

Eating Scottish junk food aahahaha

Ash, you are wonderful and I am spoiled.

Pictures of the major haul soon to come…

Oh Yay! So glad you’re having fun with the box

I am having a Shore Leave moment.

BOOM, YUMMY!

Having been sicker than a dog this past week, I was overjoyed when I had the opportunity to have some of my faves…and keep it down - perhaps not the thing you want to hear on a cooking blog but nonetheless, anyone knows if you’re sick enough to visit the hospital the very last thing you want to do is eat…but the very first thing that feels good about being better is the fact that eating and sleeping and doing ANYTHING normal seems about the best thing in the world.

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Title: Prometheus

Status:In Progress

Fandom:Portal (2)

Rating: T

Genre: General

Warnings: Swearing, violence, drug abuse, discussions of human physiological issues, a crapsack world in general, original characters

Pairings: There is one pairing that will become central but as of now this information is irrelevant.

Summary: The world outside beyond the Aperture Labs is not exactly paradise.

Disclaimer:The Portal franchise and associated characters are the property of Valve.

And she lives in some forgotten song
And moves like she is zombie-strong
Breathes steady as the pendulum keeps swinging
You better hold on to yourself

“Hold On To Yourself” by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

(ff.net vers.)

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Ahem. Hello.

I’m the Unsigned. Now, Halloween can be a very scary time. All those crazy costumes and witches and devils and unwholesome critters lurking about. Frankly, I just don’t get it. I don’t write horror.

Now that I’ve got your attention, I advise you to send your children to bed early this year. Hopefully with tummies full of sweeties. That ought to give the little bastards some epic nightmares….

At any rate, the rest of us will be coming along on a little journey deeeep into the bowels of Hell. I mean Aperture Science.

Abandon All Hope Ye Who Follow Here….