Ugh. Hi. My name is Ash and I am Bisexual. I’d argue your ppint but Matt Smith.
August 2012
ugh. I’m going to write for now.finish the 50 themes
The picture is so dark we can’t see the colours of your eyes regardless, haha! <3
FINE
JESUS CHRIST OXFORD
No. I actually refuse to get complacent but fucking hell referring to me as ‘Professor’ on your…yeah
YEAH
Calling me Professor on an inviation thing and all my ticketey things, even when you’re making me lodge in a hostel is kinnnnnnnnda hot.
Plus I have my contacts back so I am in total God Mode now.
Everyone who is at Dragoncon. I was kinda going to ask everyone who is anyone to make sure John Barrowman called me and promised me I could cuddle on his stomach and possibly his ass and if you think that's some kind of deranged fat joke you've obviously never spent enough time with me for me to want to fall asleep. Okay i guess it IS a very deranged fat joke in a way just not deroga...ffuck I HAVE HIGHER PURPOSES.
Look. I have a lady friend and she is awesome and can’t meet Ms McClain and Mr.Lowrie and she really wants to. So if you ARE going to Dragoncon and you know who fuchsiamae is…please get her an autograph on my behalf. If you have to pay, then you tell them to bill it to me and don’t be shy, my name is Doctor Ashley Christina Adrienne Michelle Collins and I live in Glasgow Scotland and I’m pretty pleased to say that.
and that’s all.
Prometheus Interlude more-stuff 16-
I guess I can’t pretend that Prometheus is going to have Caveline and Chelley anymore.
16—37
Prometheus Interlude - 1-15 of 50 1-Sentence Fics
I’ve never done this before: Here’s 1-15 (There’s a few that are obvious as to who they are since I use names, others that aren’t so much.)
These are all about characters from my fanfiction Prometheus - so if you haven’t read that and want to then some will make more sense.
All are tame so far.
"Wheatley is a strong believer in accountability"
New from Aperture Laboratories..!
TAKE ALL MY MONEY
….I just got suckered by bribed asked Cave Johnson politely. I nearly died. It was awesome.
SOOOO KIDS WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE TIME WWI WAS NEARLY REENACTED IN OUR BATHROOM.
Because I LIKE when my flatmate decides to KILL US ALL WITH DEADLY NEUROTOXIN not tell me he poured half a gallon of drain cleaner down the sink I was trying to fix. See, the first thing I tried was the biodegradable solution.
Y’know…baking soda and vinegar. WHen that didn’t work, I deciiiiided to go over to my godfather’s house - who used to be a plumber - to borrow his tools. Come back, decide it’s six o clock or so…dinnertime.
…wait…it smells like…
*spot empty drain cleaner bottle* OSHI—
And VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES…
CHLORINE.
No the upshot of me flying into the bathroom and desperately trying to get rid of the stuff and opening all the windows like a madwoman was that I ruined part of dinner because well - spoilt dinner or NOT ASPHYXIATING TO DEATH - I’ll go with not dying.
However.
I didn’t spoil the whole thing.
No.
Just…the potatoes.
I think I sat down and kinda had one of those moments where I’m laughing…but not really.
....spending my day, unclogging a drain.
Yep, that’s me. Bloody PhD and I’m unclogging a fucking sink.
(Granted, I do like to wash my hands and it’s a bit more economical than calling a plumber, but ….ergh. I do like gross stuff but people’s…hair…that’s gone…gunked…is not…yeah.)
Just…needed to moan about that.
....Okay brain, I think it is time to lay off the fandom. Or the...um...what did I have for dinner last night. Curry?
all I have to say is that I just dreamed about GLaDOS and Captain Jack Harkness singing a duet of ‘I am the Very Model of a Modern Major General’
…WHAT. AND ALSO WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, BRAIN.’
I…have nothing.
Write a fanfiction about who you ship me with in my ask.
Oh my god…
!!! :O
eh
yE
oh my god.
yeah so the doctors decided that it would be funny to screw with the health questionnaire.
…we added “when you watch porn” to every question.
“How much red meat do you eat when you watch porn. How much exercise do you get when you watch porn” etc.
It’s not okay to hit people who eat meat.
Its’ not okay to hit anyone in my experience…but also not people who eat meat.
does someone want to tell me its' not okay to hit people who eat meat?